Due to popular demand I managed to dig up ten more Kindle Jokes. Some are not so funny but hey, beggars can’t be choosers :)
Note: I’ve fixed the formatting inside this table over and over again, week after week but it bunches back up every time I come back to it. Arrrgggg…Gremlins? I guess I’m going to have to create a new template.
Top Ten More Kindle Jokes
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Good Book: A Page Turner —– Good Kindle eBook: A Page Clicker |
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Mom: What do you think of my new Kindle? . Kid: I think it’s pretty useless.Mom: How so? I like using it to read.Kid: Yeah but where’s the camera? |
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Q: What do you call an eReader virus? . A: A bookworm. |
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Overheard: Yo mamma is so stupid she bought a repair eBook to fix her Kindle. |
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Kindle Owner: My Kindle doesn’t work right, I can’t read in the dark.>>>>> . Kindle Service: Have you tried turning a light on? .Kindle Owner: But the Kindle doesn’t seem to have a light.Kindle Service: Next question. |
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Q: Why does Ray Bradbury hate the Kindle? . A: Publishers want him to edit the temperature in Fahrenheit 451. |
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Email to Kindle Help: Are Self-Help Books available in Kindle format? . Email to Kindle Owner: If I assisted you with this issue, wouldn’t that defeat the purpose? |
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Kindle #1: What did your owner think of the Joke ebook she downloaded? Kindle #2: She never finished it? Kindle #1: Why not? Kindel #2: It cracked me up. |
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Q: What kind of dog will fetch your Kindle?A: A Golden E-triever |
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Q: How many publishers does it take to publish an ebook for Kindle? A: Three. One to do the publishing and two to hold the author down. – Q: How many authors does it take to self-publish an ebook for Kindle? A: One hundred. 1 author to write, publish, and tweet about it. 99 authors to Retweet it. |
I wish I could cite individual jokes but they came from a variety of places often without a source listed, and most were altered in some way. Some were rewritten from the Kindle boards and some are adapted from well known generic jokes.
